Living Outside the Box

Sep 18
  • Discovery Channel: You know that really interesting and cool thing we've covered before where this guy can rub any shark's nose and make it catatonic enough to balance upside-down?
  • Viewers: Hell yeah! That's been amazing and scientifically informative!
  • Discovery: Great. We're calling this next installment "ZOMBIE SHARKS".
  • Viewers: ...What? But that's not... Okay, but how would those interested even be able to anticipate and tune in to watch with that title?
  • Discovery: Psh, like we care. The word ZOMBIE gets enough ratings to make up for you nerds wanting to learn things.
  • Viewers: You do know your name, ri--
  • Discovery: And be sure to stay tuned in for more shark ATTACK victims cuz sharks are SCARY. And SHARKAGGEDON, that really just explores why big sharks migrate to Hawaii.
  • Viewers: Guys. Guys, you used to tell us the fear of sharks as mindless killing machines leads to over-fishing of them.
  • Discovery: OOH, did we tell you we have a followup to the MEGALODON fake documentary???
  • Viewers: -_-
Sep 18
cracked:

(via 5 Reasons Sharks Don’t Deserve Their Own Week)
Sep 18
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lucifurfluffypants:

Don’t go in the water.
https://www.facebook.com/LucifurFluffypants
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newyorker:

Today’s daily cartoon by Benjamin Schwartz

newyorker:

Today’s daily cartoon by Benjamin Schwartz

Sep 18

kittehkats:

Shark Week - Kitteh Kats Style

Sep 18
lizclimo:

megalodon! 

lizclimo:

megalodon! 

Sep 18
nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Sep 18

Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs

alicehopewalker:

sixpenceee:

A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

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Frogs in a film canister

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Cocaine disguised as candy

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Cats filled with opium

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Snake in a clay pot

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A gecko in a false book

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A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

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A METRIC TON OF WEED