- Discovery Channel: You know that really interesting and cool thing we've covered before where this guy can rub any shark's nose and make it catatonic enough to balance upside-down?
- Viewers: Hell yeah! That's been amazing and scientifically informative!
- Discovery: Great. We're calling this next installment "ZOMBIE SHARKS".
- Viewers: ...What? But that's not... Okay, but how would those interested even be able to anticipate and tune in to watch with that title?
- Discovery: Psh, like we care. The word ZOMBIE gets enough ratings to make up for you nerds wanting to learn things.
- Viewers: You do know your name, ri--
- Discovery: And be sure to stay tuned in for more shark ATTACK victims cuz sharks are SCARY. And SHARKAGGEDON, that really just explores why big sharks migrate to Hawaii.
- Viewers: Guys. Guys, you used to tell us the fear of sharks as mindless killing machines leads to over-fishing of them.
- Discovery: OOH, did we tell you we have a followup to the MEGALODON fake documentary???
- Viewers: -_-
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